3 pick up lines for men
1. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your ‘Bed-rock’ 2. Your eyes are like spanners, every time I see them my nuts tighten. 3. I love every bone in your body, especially the one in my pants.
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#1 pick up line for men
“That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you I would be coming too.”
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5 really bad pick up lines
5. I’m not the best looking guy but I can do it all night long. 4.Your daddy must be a farmer, cause those are some great melons. 3.Is that your real hair? 2.You have hair like a lioness. I could be your lion king. 1.Baby you have teeth like a beaver. Would you like to naw on my log?
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Top 10 Founding Fathers’ Pick Up Lines
10. “I hold this truth to be self-evident — you’re a babe.” 9. “I’ve just gone through a terrible break-up with Betsy Ross and I don’t think I should be alone tonight.” 8. “Some people call me the ‘Fondling Father’.” 7. “You know what they say about men with big signatures.” 6. “My teeth aren’t the only thing made of wood.” 5. “If somebody ever invents the telephone, can I give you a call?” 4. “All men are not created…
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Army Pick Up Line
You go up to a women and say, “You wanna play army?” If they say yes respond, “Then get down on the ground and blow my head off!”
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20 Pick Up Lines
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plan you right here! 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw. 3. Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good. 4. Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be. 5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can…
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Women’s Clever Answers To Pick-Up Lines
Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Woman: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” Man: “Your place or mine?” Woman: “Both. You go to your place and I’ll go to mine.” Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks. There’s…
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20 Pick-up Lines for Men
20. I’m going to give you ten pence, so you can phone your mum and tell her you won’t be coming home. 19. Why not sit on my lap, and we’ll see if anything comes up. 18. Can I check the label on your bra? Why? To see if those tits really are made in heaven. 17. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have got a great set of buns. 16. Are your legs tired? Why? Because…
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Wrong Pickup Line
“Hey baby, if milk was beauty you would be a cow.”
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Another Pick-up Line
You walk up to a girl and say: Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: With you? No way. Guy: Oh you misunderstood me, I said, “My you look fat in those pants.”
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