Pedophile Jokes

The Pedophile’s Girl

A guy comes home from work to see his girlfriend packed and waiting by the door. “I’m leaving you.” “Why?” he says. “Things were great this morning! What’s changed?” “I heard you were a pedophile.” The guy looks hard at his girl. “Pedophile? Hey! That’s an aaaaawfully big word for a 10 year old!”

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Woods

This pedophile was bringing a kid into the woods. The woods were dark and dreary and full of sounds . The kid got scared and looked up to the man and said, “All these noises and sounds are really scary!” The guy looks back at the kid and says, “It’s ok for you, but I’ve got to come back this way on my own.”

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DILBERT Quotes Contest Entries

A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life managers. Here are the Top 12 finalists: 1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.) 2. What I need is a list of…

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