Patient returns Jokes

When the doctor takes his history and does the physical exam, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL has seen no improvement. “Listen,” says the Doc, “I have migranes, too, and the advice I’m going to give you isn’t really anything I learned in medical school, but it’s advice that I’ve gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice…

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“I think I have a problem, doc,” says the patient, “one of my balls has turned blue”. The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes the patient will die if they don’t have his testicle removed. “Are you crazy?!” bursts the patient, “How could I let you do such a thing to me!” “You want to die?” asks the doctor rhetorically, and the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed. But, two weeks after the operation, he comes…

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