Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to go get back into the world. Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, “Mama! I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit! They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks…
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What do men and pantyhose have in common? –> They either run, cling, or don’t fit well in the crotch.
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Clinton walked into a press conference with a pair of white lacy panties under his pit. Gore asked, “Clinton,why do you have a pair of white lacy underwear under your pit?” Clinton said, “It is a patch. I am tring to quit.”
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A man and women get into their hotel room in which they will stay for their honey moon. The man looks at his wife, drops his pants, and throws his boxers at her. Man – “Put those on!” Woman – “I can’t wear these!” Man – “That’s right…and don’t you forget!” The woman slips off her silk panties and throws them at her husband. Woman – “Put on those!” Man holds up the skimpy little panties…and says Man – “I…
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This guy came home to his wife one evening after working all day and began ordering her around. To his surprise the wife interrupted him by saying that she was tired and had a rough day herself. He looked at her in funny way and began unbuttoning his pants. She just stood there in a curious manner. “Here,” he said, “put these pants on.” “These will never fit me,” she said. “I could get two people in these.” Without hesitation…
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Q: Why does a blonde wear panties ? A: To keep her ankles warm.
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Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common? A. They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch! Q. Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet? A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A. Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”
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25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word “Pants”: 1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 2) You are unwise to lower your pants. 3) We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. 4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally…
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What’s next to the best thing in the world? A pair of panties.
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MARY: Hey Mom, these nice boys bet me $10.00 that I would not climb the light pole. MOM: Don’t, they’ll see your panties. THE NEXT DAY MARY: I climbed the light pole & instead of $10 those nice boys gave me $100! MOM: Did they see your panties? MARY: Nope! I didn’t wear any.
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