Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man was walking down a lonely country road when Mother Nature called. He rushed to the nearest house and asked if he could use their facilities. The owner said, “Sure, the outhouse is right over there.” After about 20 minutes, the owner became concerned that the passer-by had not yet come out of the outhouse. He knocked on the door and as it swung open, he noticed the passer-by bent over, reaching down into the two holer with a…
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An Amish family decides to send their son to the army. When the boy comes back, he has a little oval green thing in his hand. He goes to his mother to ask her what it is. “Mom, what is this thing?” The mother replies, “I’m not sure. Go ask your father.” So the boy asks his father what it is. “What is this dad?” His father replies, “I think it’s one of those things that you pull the pin…
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the “Arkansas Edition of Windows 98” may have accidentally been shipped outside of Arkansas. If you have one of the Arkansas Editions, you may need some help understanding the commands. The Arkansas Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of Frank Broyles superimposed on the Razorback flag. It is shipped with a Leann Rimes screen saver. Also note:…
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Dear Customers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 98 SOUTHERN EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside the South. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands. The Southern edition may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads “WINDERS 98” and has a background picture of General Robert E. Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Dukes of Hazzard screen saver.…
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Maw is outside the house hanging up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, “Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse.” He says, “All right, Maw.” He walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, Maw, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with this here outhouse!” Maw says, “Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole.” He puts his head down in the hole, and he says, “Maw, there…
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1. Their #1 prodict would be microsoft winders. 2. Instead on an hour glass icon, you’d get an empty beer bottle. 3. Ocassionally you’d bring up a winder (window) that was covered in a hefty bag and duct tape. 4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Ahh-right” “Naw” or “Git” 5. Instead of that annoying “Ta-da” sound you’d get dueling banjos. 6. The recycle bin would be an outhouse. 7. The winders (windows) theme song would go something…
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A farmer walked out to the edge of his feilds and summoned his two sons. When they finally arrived back at the farm house, the father told his sons that he wanted to teach them a lesson about honesty and integrity. The two boys listened with interest. “When George Washington was a young man” he said “George chopped down a cherry tree. His father asked George who had chopped down the the cherry tree, and because he was honest his…
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