O brien Jokes

Three Weddings

Weddings: A Jewish father, Moishe, was beset by his eldest son Yitzak… “Father, I am going to marry!” His father begins to dance with joy and sing Hava Naghila… “Tell me, is she a good Jewish girl?” says the father.. “What is her name?” “O’Brien,” replies the son. “She’s Catholic…” “Oy!” says the father. “But are you happy?” “I’m happy,” says the son. “Ok…as long as you’re happy….my blessings to you both,” replies Moishe. But the father is still counting…

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Great Promotion

O’Brien meets the usual crowd of guys at Flanigan’s, the local pub. “Listen,” he says, “I just heard that new bar, ‘Shenanigans’ has a great deal for new customers… For five bucks, they give you a pitcher of beer and then they take in back and get you laid.” “Sounds like bullshit,” says one of the guys. “Who told you about this deal?” “My sister.”

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Christmas Gift for The Mailman

It was a week before Christmas and the mailman was delivering the mail to Mrs. O’Brien’s house. When the mailman got to the door, Mrs. O’Brien asked the mailman to come into the house for his Christmas present. She took him to her bedroom and they did the nasty between the sheets. After the event, the mailman got dressed and was ready to leave. Mrs. O’Brien said, “Oh by the way, here is a dollar for you.” The mailman was…

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