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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?” calls one of the…

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‘I Love You’ in 22 languages

1. English……….. I Love You 2. Spanish………. Te Amo 3. French……….. Je T’aime 4. German………. Ich Liebe Dich 5. Japanese……. Ai Shite Imasu 6. Italian………. Ti Amo 7. Chinese……… Wo Ai Ni 8. Swedish…….. Jag Alskar Dig 9. Eskimo………. Nagligivaget 10. Greek………… S’Agapo 11. Hawaiian……. Aloha Nui Loa 12. Irish…………. Thaim In Grabh Leat 13. Hebrew……… Ani Ohev Otakh 14. Russian…….. Ya Lyublyu Tyebya 15. Albanian……. Une Te Dua 16. Finnish……… Mina Rakkastan Sinua 17. Turkish…….. Seni Seviyorum 18. Hungarian………

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28 things guys wish girls knew

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew 1.. We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are. 2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole 3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4.. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you. 7.. Don’t…

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