Monkey wrench Jokes

Old mc donald sitting on a fence Beating his dick with a monkey wrench Missed his dick and hit his balls Now he has shit in his overalls Ran inside so good damn fast Got his granny up the ass Granny said god bless your soul But get your dick out of my asshole

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1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 3. Twitch a lot. 4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. 5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. 6. Become a subgenius. 7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG. 8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat.…

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