MONICA
Q. What does Monica Lewinsky keep in her pocket? A. A Wad of Bill’s
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Monica Jokes
Monica and a shop vac
Q: What is the differance between Monica Lewinsky and a shop vac? A: The shop vac sucks it all up without getting any on its dress.
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Bill and Monica
Q: what do Monica Luinski and a Coke machine have incommon? A: they both say insert Bill here Bill used to play the saxiphone but know he plays the HORMONICA
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Monica playing golf with Clinton
Did you hear that Monica refuses to play golf with Clinton anymore. She was tired of getting hit in the face with his balls.
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Monica’s Nickname
According to the Starr Report, Monica’s nickname for Bill was “Handsome.” Bill’s nickname for Monica? “My little humidor”
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Another Bill/Monica story…..
Two guys were talking about Bill Clinton’s impending impeachment vote, by the full US Congress. The first one remarked, “I don’t feel that he should be kicked out of office, for doing what 41% of all American males do.” “You mean that 41% of all American males cheat on their women?” said the second. “No,” replied the first, “I mean that 41% of all American males have received a blow job from Monica Lewinsky.
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Monica’s new dress
Q: Did you know that Monica bought a new dress for the impeachment hearings? A: Bill Clinton spotted it right away.
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Monica’s Love Handles
Q: Did you hear about how Monica Lewinski went and got her love handles removed? A: She came out of the hospital with no ears.
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Titles Considered for Monica’s New Autobiography..
“I Suck at My Job” “What Really Goes Down in the White House” “How I Blew It in the White House” “Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President” “Clear and Present Boner” “Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule” “Going Back for Gore” “Podium Girl” “Secret Services to the President” “The Congressional Sutdy on White House Intern Positions” “Al Gore is in Command for the Next 30 Minutes” “How to Beat Off the Government” “Going Down and…
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Yet another Monica Lewinsky joke
Early one morning Monica Lewinsky got a call from Playboy magazine. They wanted her to be in the next month’s centerfold. “Only one catch,” they said, “you’ll have to get your love handles chopped off.” She went to the doctor’s office and said to him, “I need these love handles chopped off so I can be in Playboy’s new centerfold.” He said, “Right away,” and gave her some gas to put her to sleep. Two hours later she woke up,…
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