Missy Jokes

‘Boob’y Trap

Once a mother sent her 16-yr-old daughter to the doctor because she had a severe cold for a long time. The doctor asked her, “What is the matter with you, missy?” She replied, “My mother thent me to you becauth I have a thevere coldth.” He asked her to lie down as he listened to her heartbeat through the stethescope. “Big breaths,” he ordered. “Yeth, an I’m only thixteen, too.”

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Bar Talk Interpretations

No, really, I’m O.K. to drive… – I’m wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I’m going with I’m not used to these darts… – I’m not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I’m this bombed. Let’s go out to my car and get some cigarettes…(male to female) – You would look great face down in my lap. Want to check out my new car stereo? (male to female) – I have…

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