Mirror image Jokes

Elvis Tattoo

A girl walks into a tattoo shoppe and asks for a tattoo of Elvis on the inside of her left thigh. The artist said, “Elvis is my specialty, c-mon in and have a seat!!” As he finishes, she takes a look and says, “THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ELVIS!” He replies, “That is the best Elvis I have ever done.” She disagrees. So he offers to do a mirror image on the other leg — so he gives her one…

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Who’s Buying?

Two Irishmen are sitting at the bar, and on the side of the bar is a huge mirror. Murphy looks over and says, “Don`t look now, Patrick, but the chap sitting over there looks the spitting image of you!” Patrick says, “I don`t believe it, the other chap is identical to YOU as well!” Murphy stands up and says, “I’m going to buy them a drink.” Patrick says, “Don`t bother, they are coming over.”

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