Minneapolis minnesota Jokes

You measure distance in minutes. Weather is 80% of your conversation. “Down south” to you means Iowa. Snow tires came standard on your car. You have no concept of public transportation. 75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota. You know more than 1 person that has hit a deer. People from other states love to hear you say words with O’s in them. You know what and where Dinkytown is. You have no problem…

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One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus. The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor. The teacher told him the porportions in the painting were incorrect. “The head is too big,” the professor explained. “The…

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Myrddin about his family trip. “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota.” The teacher asked, “Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?” Little Myrddin thought for a few seconds and said, “Actually, we went to Ohio.”

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