Yo Mama
* Your mama so skinny her nipples touch. * Your Mama feet so big she went into a shoe store and asked for a size eleven box. * Your Mama so fat when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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* Your mama so skinny her nipples touch. * Your Mama feet so big she went into a shoe store and asked for a size eleven box. * Your Mama so fat when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your mama is so fat: :When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. :When she dances she makes the band skip. :When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. :She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (
SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…
Your girlfriend is the centerfold in playboy, your son is on the wheaties box, and your wife is on the milk carton.