Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three midgets went to the world guniess book of records to be entered for the smallest extremities. The first midget for his hands. Upon exiting he exclaimed, “I’m in!” The second midget went for the size of his feet. Upon exiting he exclaimed, “I’m in!”. The third midget went for the size of his penis. Upon exiting he exclaimed, “Who the damn hell is Bill Clinton?”
(1)
Loading...
If you receive and e-mail with a subject line of “Armageddon”, delete it immediately without ever reading it. This is the most dangerous e-mail virus the earth has ever seen. It will re-write your hard drive in Braille. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator’s coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and low-fat milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit…
(2)Loading...
Q: Why don`t midgets use tampons? A: They keep tripping on the string.
(0)Loading...
Three midgets were sitting at a tavern one afternoon. One of the midgets, sat quietly,staring at his hands for the longest time. Before long his friend asked him,” Hey, what the hell are you doing?” “Well”, he exclaimed, “I was just noticing that I have the smallest hands of anyone I have ever seen!” ” Oh yeah”, said his partner, “you think that’s bad you should see my feet” Just then the third midget returned from the restroom and questioned,…
(0)Loading...