600 mexicans
Q: Why were there only 600 mexicans at the alamo? A: Because they only had two vans.
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Q: Why were there only 600 mexicans at the alamo? A: Because they only had two vans.
One day at the border the border guards noticed a huge group of mexicans that were crossing the border in pairs. The guards went down to investigate and asked one man what was going on here. The man said,” Well that sign says (NO TRESpassing)”
Why do mexicans coock tamales on christmas eve? so they have some thing to unwrap on christmas!!!!!
Most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the “Titanic” was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico that was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate (“desperados”) at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning…
Why doesn’t mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are over here.