Manhole cover Jokes

The manhole

There was a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover saying “49, 49, 49, 49!” A dumb blond walks up to him and asks, “What are you doing?” He says, “I’m exercising.” She asks, “Can I try?” “Sure.” She gets on the manhole and does the same thing. “49, 49, 49, 49!” The man reaches under her and SNATCHES the cover out from under her, she falls in. He puts the cover back on and jumps up and…

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Crashing

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So, they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend without paying. The Englishman walked around the stadium and saw a pole lying on the ground and picked it up. He walked to the entrance and said, “Peter. England. Pole vaulting.” The guards let him in without hesitation. While walking, the…

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