Lush hills Jokes

Golf In Heaven

Two retired men were sitting in the bar at their local golf club, after an appauling round, in rainy, cold miserable conditions, with a pint of beer each. “That was awful today,” said the first man, staring at the table through his pint glass. “Yeah, it was the worst I’ve ever played,” replied the second. “I wonder, do you think they have golf in heaven? I hope so. Just imagine it, the lush rolling hills, crystal clear lakes, immaculate greens,…

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Cow Poetry

This is probably what you would hear in a cow poetry reading: Cow reading poem she created: “Distant Hills” The distant hills call to me Their rolling waves seduce my heart. Oh, how i want to graze in their lush valleys, Oh, how i want to run down their green slopes. Alas, i cannot. Damn the electric fence! Damn the electric fence! Thank you.

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