Louisiana alligator Jokes

Louisiana Alligator

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of South Louisiana one night by his cousin. “Is it true that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?” The cousin smirked and replied, “Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight.”

(0)
Loading...

Read JokeLouisiana Alligator

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. “I’ll just catch my own alligator,” she told one shopkeeper, so I can get a pair of shoes for free.” She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp. Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim…

(3)Loading...

Read JokeAlligator Shoes