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dokter (International Humor)

frans bauwer komt bij de dokter en zegt tegen hem ik denk dat ik aids heb zegt de dokter : dat hoor ik liever dan je laaste c.d. ******************************************************** *** Comedy.Com’s Really Loose Translation from Dutch *** ******************************************************** Frans Bauer comes to the Doctor and says to him. Doctor, “I think I have AIDS” The Doctor says, Well that sounds better than your last Communicable Disease!

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Man and Woman

Good advice for those that are married/engaged/whipped…

*************************************** IT IS SATURDAY, a crisp Winter’s afternoon, and you’re exactly where you should be: stretched out on the sofa in front of a televised sporting event, opening beer number two, relaxed in the knowledge that the pizza you ordered is even now on its way. Nothing could improve this moment, except maybe a bigger television. Suddenly your wife enters the room and says, “What exactly do you think you’re doing?” Is this a trick question? Yes, it is. The…

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Religious

Chevy Nova Awards

These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honour of the GM’s fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. “NO VA” means, of course, in Spanish, “it doesn’t go”. 1. The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention that the Spanish translation read “Are you lactating?” 2. Coors put its slogan, “Turn It…

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