Alice Kinpipaline
Three nuns died and went to heaven. St. Peter upon seeing them says “You three have been so good that I will allow you to go back as anyone you want.” The first nun says, “I want to go back as Madonna, that woman has fucked everyone,” The second nun says, “I want to go back as Linda Lovelace, now there’s a whore!” The third says, “I want to go back as Alice Kinpipaline!” St. Peter says, “Sorry sister, there…
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