Lincoln log Jokes

Another poopie list

Someone I know found this joke for me. It made me laugh so it might work on you! Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet…

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A New Italian Opera!

CLINTON TRAGEDIO AMERICANO (Program notes translated by Rodgers Wood) Cast of Characters: Bill Clinton, tenor – philandering President of the United States Hillary Rodham Clinton, soprano – his long-suffering wife Monica Lewinsky, soprano – a conniving little White House intern Ken Starr, basso – puritanical special prosecutor Henry Hyde, basso – a true believer congressman Linda Tripp, contralto – double-crossing friend of Monica’s Paula Jones, contralto – a wild woman from Arkansas Sam Donaldson, baritone – a television news reporter…

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Signs You’re Broke…

1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” 2. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 3. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. 4. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch anymore. 5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 6. Your bologna has no first name. 7. Sally Struther’s sends you food. 8. McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 9. You give blood…

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