Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A 15-year-old high school student was hard at work on the kitchen table trying to write a limerick for the school paper’s contest. His grandmother came in to make tea and asked him what he was writing. “There’s a contest at school for the best limerick. The winner gets published in our school newspaper” replied Jimmy. “Oh”, Granny smiled, “maybe I can help you. When I was your age, I used to be quite good at making up limericks, although…
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One day as I fished on the sea A mermaid came visiting me Though just right on top T’other end was a flop With no parts to show she was a she.
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I heard she would never say no, Ten bucks for a really good blow. When down on her knees, I said, “Baby, please! Too low! You’re sucking my toe!”
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There once was a couple named Kelly Who lived their lives belly to belly. Because in their haste They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.
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I took Sally out back of the shed. “I’ve something to show you,” I said. She said, “Oh! What a sight! I know looking’s not right. I’ve a place we can hide it instead.”
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There was a young lady from France Who decided she’d just take a chance. She let herself go For an hour or so And now all her sisters are aunts.
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In days of old when knights were bold and women weren’t invented, they drilled a hole in a tree or pole and shoved in quite contented! There was a young lad named Herkin who was always jerkin his gherkin His mother said “Herkin, stop jerkin your gherkin, your gherkin’s for ferkin, Herkin!
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My boss is a fellow named Sid With the mind of an eight-year-old kid Just outside his door A sign said, “Wet floor,” Sid saw it, and read it … and did!
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In the garden of Eden stood Adam Stroking the quiff of his madam And he quivered with mirth For he knew that on earth There were only two balls and he had em
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A Rabbi from Peru Was vainly attempting to screw His wife said, “Oy vey” If you keep up this way The Messiah will come before you!
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