Lightbulb Jokes

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Q: Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A: Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They’re hard to…

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Man and Woman

How many feminists…

Q. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Twenty!… One to change the light bulb and nineteen to form a support group!!!

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woops!!

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb!

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Different

Q: How are a lightbulb and a pregnant woman different? A: You can unscrew a lightbulb!

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Religious

Deadheads & stoners

Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They just follow it around for 30 years thinking it’s still lit. Q: How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 20. One to hold the bulb, and 19 to huff until the room spins. Q: How many stoners does it take to tell a good joke? A: Um… I forgot

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