Why God gave women legs…
Q. Do you know why God gave women legs? A. So they don’t leave trails like slugs.
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Q. Do you know why God gave women legs? A. So they don’t leave trails like slugs.
Q:Why do moths fly with their legs spread apart? Ans:Havn’t you seen the size of MOTH BALLS !!
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right? Nothing, they have never met.
After several hours of cramming, Lazlo felt totally confident that he would do well on his zoology exam. He sat in the front of the lecture hall and waitied for the professor to hand out the test. The professor rolled out a large cage with birds perched across in a straight line, fully covered except for their legs. “You’re test is to tell me what the name of each bird is only by looking at their legs,” announced the professor.…
What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing they’ve never met!!!!
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your porch? Mat What do you call a man with no arms & no legs in your mail box? Bill What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your kitchen stove? Stu What do you call a man with no arms & no legs water skiing? Skip What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your wall?…
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs on top of a window? Curt “n” Rod!!!
Q:What did the blonde`s right leg say to the left???!!! A:Between you and me we can make a lot of money!!!
There was class as usual in the fifth grade. In this class all the students would sit on the back except for two shy boys. But today, a boy named Pepito had been talking too much so the teacher told him, he had to sit on the front row. That day, while the teacher was giving lecture (as always the students were falling asleep) the teacher slipped and fell. By the noise she made when she fell, the students rose…