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Knock knock twist

(Warning… to see the incredible genius of this joke, you must ACTUALLY tell it to someone) Approach person… “I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it.” Other person… “Okay. Knock knock.” You… “Who?s there?” Wait through about 10-15 seconds of confused silence and then explode into laughter.

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1. Knock knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? :0) 2. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Quit crying! It’s only me! :0) 3. Mamma, do you love me? Would you never in your whole life forget my name? Why, of course not, dear. Knock knock Who’s there? See, you’ve forgotten my name already! :0)

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