Kitchen stove Jokes

no arms, no legs

What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your porch? Mat What do you call a man with no arms & no legs in your mail box? Bill What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your kitchen stove? Stu What do you call a man with no arms & no legs water skiing? Skip What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your wall?…

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The Rock

One day, a well-to-do lady was walking home and met an old beggar on the street. “Madame,” said the beggar, leaning over to pick up a rock from the side of the road, “I will eat this rock for your enjoyment.” Well, the lady had never seen a man eat a rock before, so she agreed. “First,” said the man, “I will need to cook it.” The lady agreed and took the man to her home, where she showed him…

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