Kisses
What is an Australian kiss like? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under.
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Kiss Jokes
Toilet Kiss
The principal of a middle school had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints. Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the…
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The French Kiss
One day a boy and a girl were French Kissing. When they were done, the girl says to the boy, “I think I have your gum.” The boy responds, “No, I just have a bad cold.”
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kissing wife
Fact: 25% of all married men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave their house. Fact: 95% of all married men kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife.
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Kissing Canaries
Q: Do you know what disease you get from kissing canaries? A: Chirpies. It’s a canarial disease that is untweatable!
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Aussie Kiss
What is an Australian Kiss? It’s the same as a French kiss, but DOWN UNDER
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Goodnight Kiss
All he asked for was a little goodnight kiss, but she haughtily rebuffed him with, “I don’t DO that sort of thing on my first date!” “Well,” he replied with dripping sarcasm, “how about on your LAST date?”
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Kiss a bird
What do you get when you kiss a bird? Cherpies. It’s a canarial disease, “That’s UnTweetable”.
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A Kiss & A Slap
A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young soldier are interested in each other because they are giving each other “looks.” Soon, the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound…
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The Marriage Counselor
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. “What seems to be the problem?” Immediately, the husband held his long face down without…
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