Kindergartner Jokes

Dead Frog

One of the teachers had a kindergartner that came up to her and said that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. “How do you know it’s dead?” The boy said, “I pissed in its ear.” The teacher said, “You WHAT?” He said, “You know, I went to his ear and said, ‘PSST!’ and it didn’t move. So it must be dead.”

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What is greater than God, more evil than Devil, the poor have it and the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die…??? — — -now, think about it carefully before you scroll down…no cheating…- — — note: only 20% of Stanford graduates got it but all of kindergartners did– — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — – – –…

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Catholic Spelling

My son, Kenny, a kindergartner, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom have been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning, while getting ready for the day, Kenny bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. “Look what I spelled, Mom!” Kenny exclaimed, a proud smile on his face. “That’s wonderful!” I praised him. “Now go put them on the fridge so Daddy can see…

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