Kick the bucket Jokes

Mick Herron, Authorial Grim Reaper, Confirms He Knows Exactly How to Off Gary Oldman’s Jackson Lamb

Slow Horses author Mick Herron says he knows how Jackson Lamb dies! ????? The man behind the beloved (and notoriously cantankerous) intelligence officer, famously portrayed by Gary Oldman, has revealed he holds the ultimate fate of his creation in his hands. Herron apparently knows ‘how, why, when, and where’ Lamb will kick the bucket – a revelation he’s only just cooked up! Fans are now left to ponder if it’ll be a dramatic explosion, a quiet retirement, or perhaps just…

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Brain Cell Differences in the Sexes

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male’s reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications…

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100 Blonde Jokes!

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 6. Q: How does a blonde part their…

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