Jerkin off Jokes

Is Bill Gay?

Al Gore comes home from work one day and says to Tipper. Did you know that Bill is gay? She says how do you know that? Al says, “I was in the White House urinal today standing next to him and he was jerking off.” Tipper says, “That doesn’t mean he’s gay.” Al says, “I think it does ’cause he was using my dick!!!”

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The Movies

Two blondes are sitting in a movie theater: Blonde one: Hey the guy next to me is jerking off!! Blonde two: Just ignore him. Blonde one: I can’t, he’s using my hand!!!

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Don’t go out of town Homer!

Two old men were sitting in their wheelchairs in the hallway of the nursing home. The nurse walks by and asks Homer what he is doing. “I am flying to Florida,” replied Homer. A little while later, she walks back by and asks him if he is already there. He told her he was almost there. She goes and checks on the other patients. After she finished with the other patients, she walked back down the hallway. Fred, the other…

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