Lesbian make-up
Q: How come a lesbian can’t be on a diet and wear make-up at the same time? A: Because you can’t eat Jenny Craig when you already have Mary Kay on your face.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Q: How come a lesbian can’t be on a diet and wear make-up at the same time? A: Because you can’t eat Jenny Craig when you already have Mary Kay on your face.
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