Instincts Jokes

Royce, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms. “Hey, lady,” yells Royce, “Throw me the cat.” “No,” she cries, “It’s too far.” “I play football, I can catch him.” The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Royce, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street. Royce…

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One day there was three birds sitting on a tree branch trying to figure out which way to fly for winter. Mommy bird said,”my insticts tell me to fly north for winter”. Daddy bird said,”my instincts tell me to fly south for winter”. Baby bird said,”well my end-stinks too, but I still don’t know where to go!”

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