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Jane Fonda Says ‘History Repeats Itself,’ Resurrects Her Father’s McCarthy-Era Free Speech Group

Jane Fonda says ‘History Repeats Itself,’ resurrects her father’s McCarthy-era free speech group! ? It seems some things never change! After decades, the iconic actor is dusting off the old ‘Committee for the First Amendment,’ originally founded by her legendary father during the very real, very paranoid McCarthy era. Now, with a fresh batch of A-list celebrities joining the cause, it appears the fight for free speech is back on the red carpet, ? spurred on by what are being…

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Why are men…

Why are men like lawn mowers? If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it. Why is a hard man good to find? You don’t have to stay up half the night massaging his ego. How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix? It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn’t need it anyway. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run or don’t fit right…

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physicist vs engineer

A Physicist and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Physicist leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap,so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Physicist persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains “I ask you a…

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A Philosophy of Sorts

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with. But… If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or you gave birth to it.

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WHY Mommy is here……

My friend’s daughter is four years old, and has a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. Thinking visual images would help, my friend got out their wedding album and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, he asked if she had any questions, and she replied, “Oh, I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us?”

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Why is Email Like a Penis?

Some folks have it, some don’t. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don’t have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s an nifty toy, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don’t have it would like to try it.…

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