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Hokey Pokey

Today, there was a great loss in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song “Hokey Pokey” died. What was really horrible was that they had trouble keeping his body in the casket. They’d put his left leg in and… well, you know the rest.

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Saddam Song

(Sung to the tune of the hokey pokey) You send the inspectors in! We kick the inspectors out! You send the inspectors back, but we’ve moved the bombs about. You say that Saddam’s got ’em, but it only raises his gout! That’s what it’s all about!

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SAD NEWS

It’s always difficult to bring sad news, but you should know… There was a great loss in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song “Hokey Pokey” died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping his body in the casket. They’d put his left leg in and… well, you know the rest.

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How to Satisfy a Man

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