Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Bill Clinton bought two pigs for Hillary, and Chelsie, while in Dallas. when he was gettin on Air Force One, A Secret Service agent said, “Mighty fine pigs you got there Mr. President.” “Thanks. This one’s for Hillary (refering to the one on the right),And this one’s for Chelsie.” (refering to the one on the left) The Secret Service agent smiled and said, “Good Trade.”
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On one of the rare occasions that the Clintons were sleeping in the same bed, Hillary awoke at 2 a.m. and had to go to the bathroom. She shook Bill vigorously until he awoke from his deep slumber, mumbling, “What. . .what. . .what?” “I have to go to the bathroom,” Hillary says. “Well, why in the hell did you wake me up to tell me that?” “I want you to save my place!”
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Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner, and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Hillary how she wanted her steak, she replied, “Medium.” Then the waiter said, “How about your vegetable?” Hillary replied, “Oh, he can order for himself!”
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President Clinton and Hillary were back in Arkansas visiting their old stomping grounds. While they were driving around, they saw that they needed gas, so they pulled into a gas station. Lo and behold, the owner of the gas station was one of Hillary’s old boyfriends. So they shot the breeze and talked about old times. After they drove away, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “See, now if you had married that guy, you’d be part owner…
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One day,former presedent Bill Clinton decides to go to the neighborhood nudy bar!So he tells the bartender to srve him something cold.so the bartender tells him,”you want something cold?Go to your wife Hillary!”
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Q: Did you hear Hillary changed her name? A: She changed it to Sharron Peters.
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Q: Bill and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved? A: The nation
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Be on the lookout for the following personalities last seen cruising in these automobiles… A Pyromaniac in a Blazer… A barber in a Seville… A seamstress in a Dart… An insurance adjuster in an Acclaim… A construction worker in a Bobcat… A creature in a black Laguna… A theater manager in a Marquis… An astronomer in an Eclipse… An exterminator in a Beetle… A spiritualist in an Aurora… An orator in a Civic… A country singer in a blue Neon……
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A man is walking down the beach and sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie merges. She says, “Normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you SOB, I am going to grant only 1.” He thinks a minute and says “OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed.” She says “So be it!” and…
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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore are driving through the country when suddenly their car breaks down. They then walk to the nearest farm where the farmer offers them a room for the night. Unfortunately, there is only room for two people to stay in there so says that one of them will have to sleep in the barn. Al Gore offers to sleep in there. At about midnight there is a knock on the door. Al is standing…
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