The new Hillary
Monica: “Did you hear that Hillary changed her name since Bill decided to confess his affairs?” Pauline: “No, What did she change it to?” Monica: Sharon Peters! (sharing peters)
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Monica: “Did you hear that Hillary changed her name since Bill decided to confess his affairs?” Pauline: “No, What did she change it to?” Monica: Sharon Peters! (sharing peters)
On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich stop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. She was somewhat less pleased after she found out what was in it. “Mostly baloney” said the proprietor.
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to discover that she is pregnant. She is furious and can’t believe this has happened, when she is running for the Senate, too!!! She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone and immediately begins to berate him, screaming, “I just found out I’m 5 weeks PREGNANT, and it is all YOUR fault!!! How could you have let this HAPPEN? With…
There is a new KFC product in New York! It is called a bucket of Hillary. You get two small breasts, two large thighs and a whole bunch of left wings.
Q: Why doesn’t Hillary Clinton wear panties when she flies? A: So she can get a better grip on her broom!
Hillery Clinton and St. Peter were taking a walk in heaven one day. Hillery noticed all these clocks around. She asked,”What are all these clocks for?” St. Peter replied,”For every lie someone tells, their clock advances one minute. See, over there? That is Abe Lincoln’s clock. He only told two lies in his life. His clock reads: two after twelve.” Then Hillery asked,”Where is my husbands clock, where’s Bill’s clock?” Peter replied,”That is in Jesus’s office, he uses it for…
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn’t–the cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.” Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at…
I blame Hillary for President Bill’s indescretions. The solution to his problem was under her nose the whole time!
Hillary Clinton has stated that she is completely supportive of her husband. As a matter of fact, to show her support she assigned a new intern for him– Lorena Bobbit