hiccup

One day a guy walked into a doctor’s office and this nun was running out crying.

The guy asked the doctor, “Doc, did you do that to that poor nun?”

The doctor answered, “I told her that she’s pregnant.”

“THE NUN IS PREGNANT, how?”

“Well,” the doctor said, “it cured her hiccups.”

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out

However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” said the drunk with a hiccup, “I got in the backseat by mistake.”

Herman is walking up to a doctor’s office when a nun comes running out screaming.

Herman walks in and says, “What’s with the nun?”

The doctor says, “I just told her that she’s pregnant.”

Herman says, “The nun is pregnant?”

The doctor says, “No, but it certainly cured her hiccups.”

My friend, George, an ex-Marine Aviator, wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces.

Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightening crashing all around us. We lost the radio and instrument capabilities.

As we were being tossed around in the sky, George said, “DANG!!”

Fearing the worst, I asked, “What’s wrong now?”

George replied, “I got the hiccups. Do something to scare me.”

A woman went to the doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old and has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard, “Cured her hiccups, though, didn’t I?”