Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three ladies are sitting in a bar and they decide to give their husbands nicknames. They decide to name them after drinks. The first lady says, “I am going to name my husband 7up because he is 7 inches and always up.” The second lady says, “I am going to name my husband Mountain Dew because he is always mountin’ the dew.” The third lady says, “I am going to name mine Jack Daniels because he is a hard licker.”
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SOUTHERN SAYINGS….. 1. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” 2. “It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.” 3. “He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.” 4. “Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.’” 5. “She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.” 6. “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.” 7. “My cow died last night so I don’t…
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Exclamations: “Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” “Ahm fixin ta do that” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.” “This’ll jar your preserves.” “Don’t you be makin’ me open up uh can uh whup-ass on ya!” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies” “If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoyit.” “Gooder’n grits” The Weather:…
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