Gynecologist Jokes - page 2

The Married Couple

A couple went to bed one night and the wife quickly dozed off to sleep. Her husband started rubbing her shoulder and said, “Honey, are you in the mood tonight?” She replied “I’m sorry, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow first thing and I want to stay fresh.” He says, “I understand.” She rolls back over and nods off to sleep again. A few minutes pass and the husband taps her on the shoulder again and wakes her. She…

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contagious condition

This woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem she responded, “Well, whenever I take off my clothes my nipples get hard.” Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath then asked, “Your nipples get hard?” “Yes,” quite innocently came her reply. “Undress so I can check,” replied the still amazed doc. So she undressed, and he got down to the feeling and massaging, trying to reach an answer. After some considerable time the doctor, still looked…

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It’s a Living

Old Mrs. Moskowitz, who was ailing, was persuaded to visit a gynecologist for the first time in her life. The efficient young doctor soothed her, helped her onto the table, and began a thorough gynecological examination. Mrs. Moskowitz, looking down at him with deep disapproval, said, “Young man, does your mother know how you make a living?”

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