Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
So this little, tiny guy walks into his doctor’s office screaming, “Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!!” The doctor says, “I have to deal with this other patient first and then I’ll get to you.” The little guy screams, “But doctor!! I’m SHRINKING!!” Exasperated, the doctor says, “Well I’m sorry, you’ll just have to be a little patient!”
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It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in. “Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he says. “That’s cool,” says Bobby. Carrie’s father asks Bobby what they’re planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie’s…
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Two men are talking and the first one says, “You like riddles or quizzes?” The second guy replies, “Sure!” The first man says, “Well, I have a two-question quiz for you. One question is super easy to answer, while the other one is very difficult. If you answer only ONE question correctly, I will pay you $500. Answer BOTH correctly and you will receive $1,000 from me. Does that interest you?” “Yes!” said the other man. “OK,” continues the first,…
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Little Jonny goes up to his Dad and says, “Dad, can I have $5 to go to the football game”? His dad screams, “FIVE BUCKS! When I was a boy, I use to go down to the game and drill a hole in the fence and watch through the hole!” So little Jonny goes down to the game and drills a hole in the fence, and just at that moment a guy sticks his dick through the hole for a…
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There was this party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder. These two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, and finally reached their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other. All of a sudden an old man’s face appeared outside the passenger…
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just…
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