Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An atheist was hunting one day in a deep woods and while spotting a deer he took aim but his gun jammed. Hearing a noise behind him he turned to see a ferocious Grizzly drooling and growling as it approached him. He immediately fell to the ground and re-thinking his beliefs he called out: “GOD, if you exist, please… take this bear away! He then heard a voice from above. “You of all people want my help? You denied me…
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In light of the rising frequency of human-grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of fish and game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions while in the field. They have advised that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle the bears. They further advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of…
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A little teddy bear was skipping down the forest path one day singing to herself, “I’m a Ready Teddy, I’m a Ready Teddy.” Suddenly a big old grizzly bear reached out of the bushes and grabbed the little teddy. The ground shook, branches, limbs and dirt flew in all directions. Finally all was quiet as the little teddy staggered out of the bushes onto the path. As she wobbled on her way she was muttering to herself, “I’m a ruined…
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