Michael Jackson vs. Greyhound
What do Michael Jackson and a greyhound have in common? They both wait for the hare to come.
(0)
Loading...
Jokes News
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Jokes News
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Greyhound Jokes
Greyhound
Q: What do you get when Bugs Bunny runs out in front of a speeding Greyhound bus? A: It could be one of two things. Either an impacted hare, or squished Bugs.
(0)Loading...
When Men Say…It Means
Haven’t we met before? = Nice ass. I like moonlight walks on the beach. = I’m broke. I need you. = I’m getting too old to be chokin’ the chicken. It’s just orange juice…try it. = One of these, she’ll have her legs around my head. She’s a stuck-up bitch. = She won’t sleep with me. Sorry I don’t have time to make you breakfast? = Who the fuck are you? I have something to tell you. = Get tested.…
(0)Loading...