Gout Jokes

Saddam Song

(Sung to the tune of the hokey pokey) You send the inspectors in! We kick the inspectors out! You send the inspectors back, but we’ve moved the bombs about. You say that Saddam’s got ’em, but it only raises his gout! That’s what it’s all about!

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Lesser of Evils

During a routine physical exam, the doctor found his elderly male patient suffering from the effects of old age much sooner than expected. So, he gave the old man this piece of advice, “Your gout is getting much worse. You’ll have to give up drinking, smoking and having sex for a long while.” The old man stared back at his doctor incredulously before blurting out, “What for? So that I can just walk a little better?”

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