What Makes You So Smart?
A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?” “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone, Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, and you’ll be positively brilliant!” “You sell them here?” the customer asks. “Yes. Only $4 apiece,” says Green.…
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