Gorilla cage Jokes

Man wins lottery, buys house, feeds gorilla etc.

A man wins the lottery and decides to buy a new house, so he goes to the estate agent and says to the agent, “I wanna buy the biggest most expensive house you’ve got!” So the agent says, “Ahh, I’ve been saving something special for an occasion like this.” The agent takes the man up to the house and shows him around. The man likes what he sees and is about to buy the house, when the agent says, “There’s…

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In the zoo

A couple goes into the zoo. They stop at the gorilla cage. He says to her: “Well, let’s make a test. Take off your blouse.” She’s slightly confused, but she does so. The gorilla starts getting nervous. “Now, take off your skirt,” he says. And she takes off her skirt. The gorilla is now running up and down. “And finally,” he says, “take off your bra and slip.” And she does so. The gorilla is getting completely nuts. “And now,”…

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This guy went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in front of the gorilla’s enclosure, a gust of wind blew some grit into his eye. As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the hapless fellow senseless. When the guy came to, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over him, and as soon as he was able to talk he explained what had happened. The zookeeper…

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Try the old ’standby’ excuse

It’s a beautiful warm spring day and Paula & I are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As we walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes crazy! He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He’s obviously excited, looking at Paula in the sexy dress. Of course,…

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