Al Gore And LeonardoDiCaprio
What’s the difference between Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio? One of them, due to circumstances beyond his control, was dragged down with the wreckage. The other one is just an actor.
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Gore, not Fore!
A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida, which will replace the traditional call of “FORE.” Once a player has hit an errant shot, he will be allowed to call “GORE,” while the ball is still in flight. He can then replace the ball in the same spot and hit it again. The player can do this until he is satisfied the ball is going where he intended to hit it in the first…
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Bush, Gore, Cain
Bush, Gore and Cain are on a ship to visit Europe. A storm comes up and the ship sinks. Who gets saved? America!!
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Gore & Bush Do The Twist
TIRED of the election mess? These sites put a TWIST on the Presidential Candidates! VERY FUNNY!! Enjoy! Thanks for the laughs!!
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Clinton, Gore & Gates meet God
Bill Clinton and Al Gore are being flown by Bill Gates in his private plane. The plane crashes and all three are killed. The three ascend to heaven and are met by The Lord. God first asks Gore what he believes. Gore says, “I believe humankind has really messed up the bounteous and beautiful planet that You gave to them. They should be taught to care for it better.” God said he liked Gore’s answer and asked him to take…
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Algore and the Look
After the first presidential debate many soccer moms were flooding the salons clamoring for the “Algore look” — lots of blush and a liberal amount of hair spray.
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Al Gore as a Beverly Hillbilly :)
Sung to the tune of “The ballad of Jed Clampett” From the BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Submitted by Rena Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Gore A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore On election day of his Presidential bout He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount ballots that is… punch cards… butterflies Well the next thing you know they’re countin’ ’em again He lost a second time so he gave it…
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Bush Whacked
In the first presidential debate, Gore was considered “too pushy”. In the second debate, he was regarded as “too passive.” After the third debate, I think we will all know the final analysis: “Too pussy.”
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Meanest, Toughest Cowboy
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first one says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is! Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands.” The second one can’t stand to be bested. “Why that’s…
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Chelsea’s Wisdom
Vice President Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” Hillary tosses her perfectly coifed hair and says, “Of course, then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the…
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