Going to las vegas Jokes

A man comes home from work to find his wife in the bedroom, packing her suitcase. “What the hell are you doing?” he asks. “I’m leaving’ you for a better life,” she replies. “Where do you think you’re going?” he asks. “I’m going to Las Vegas,” she answers. “I hear they pay $400 for a blowjob there.” The man thinks for a minute, then gets his suitcase out and starts packing, too. “What the hell are YOU doing?” his wife…

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A husband comes home one day to find his wife on the porch, bags packed waiting for a taxi. The husband asked, where are you going? The wife replied, I found out I can go to Las Vegas and earn $200.00 for what I give you for free, so I’m going. Before the taxi came, the wife turned around and found her husband standing behind her with his bags packed, too. The wife asked him where he was going. The…

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