Going to jail Jokes

“Your life is not my fault.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “Take you hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “Remember, when you gotta cuff ’em… nobody is your friend.” “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “That says POLICE, not taxi!” “Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?” “So you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess…

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A man decides that he is going to have a party and invite everyone he knows and tells them to bring friends. On the invitation he puts “theme party — come as a human emotion”. On the night of the party the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters n and v on his chest. He says, “That’s a great costume, what emotion have you come as?” The…

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One day this lady bought her son a radio for 500 dollars. The lady told her son not to take it outside because somebody might take it. He said, “No one’s going to take it.” His mom said, “If they do, tell them you’re the bad mother fucker from down the street, and you’ll kick their ass from street to street.” So he was walking in Chicago and some gang bangers were in the park. They said: “Hey boy, let…

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