Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Joe and Marion had been married 50 years and were celebrating with a champagne breakfast. Joe looks across the table at Marion with a gleam in his eye and says “Do you remember what we did at our first breakfast after we were married?” Marion smiles and says “Well, I think we didn’t even put our nightclothes back on after our honeymoon night. If I remember right, we had breakfast together stark naked.” “How about we do that right now?”…
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There were three ducks swimming and blowing bubbles in a lake. There was a sign that stated NO SWIMMING OR BLOWING BUBBLES IN THE LAKE. A policeman came by and saw the three ducks and arrested them. When they appeared in court the judge told the first duck to approach the bench and state his name. The first duck said, “My name is Duck.” The judge asked, “What are you in for?” Duck responded, “For swimming and blowing bubbles.” Judge…
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that ?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. “Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply. “Oh,” said…
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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength born of fury, she dragged him down the stairs to the garage and put his tally-whacker in a vise. She secured it tightly, then removed the handle from the vise. Next, she approached him with a hacksaw. The husband, terrified, screamed, “STOP! STOP! You’re not going to… to… cut it off, are you?!!” The wife, with a gleam of revenge in…
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There was this young blonde away from home in a foreign country, and she wanted to call her grandmother back in the US. Because of the country’s crappy economy, the blonde had to go to a large communications center to make the call. Upon arriving she asked a man working there how much a call to the US would cost. He responded, “The call will cost $200.” Being low on money, the blonde questioned if there was any other way…
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Japan is having its “once in a millennium” Samurai contest. After several years of pretrials, three of the greatest samurais are meeting in Tokyo. In a large arena, the first samurai stood in the middle of a 20-foot square. He is from Nagasaki. One of the judges opened up a small box and let a little fly out of it. Within an instant “SWOOSH” a gleaming sword pierced through the air and the fly was cut in half. There was…
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A couple had been married 50 years and were celebrating with a champagne breakfast. Joe, the husband, looks across the table at his wife Marion with a gleam in his eye and says “Do you remember what we did at our first breakfast after we were married?” Marion smiles and says, “Well, I think we didn’t even put our nightclothes back on after our honeymoon night. If I remember right, we had breakfast together stark naked.” “How about we do…
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Peter was going on his first flight and he was so nervous about flying that the stewartess had to ask the pilot to talk to him to calm him down. “Look, Pete” the pilot said, “there’s really nothing to be worried about, this is the safest plane in the sky!” “Really?” Peter said with a gleam of hope in his eyes. “Yeah, so just relax, lay back, have a few drinks, get drunk and pass out, and the flight will…
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. This blonde girl standing next him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. “Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply. “Oh,” said…
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There is a father who is very proud of his son because he is turning 21. There is only one thing wrong. The son is just a head. No torso, no arms, no legs, just a head. His father brings his son to a bar on the night of his 21st birthday. The father is just gleaming with pride and so he orders a beer for his son. His son drinks up, and poof, magically he has arms. The father,…
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