Giuseppi Jokes

U-Boat

Tony and Giuseppi were on the dock watching the fleet coming into port. Floating past, high in the water, was a submarine. Tony pointed to it and said, “Is that a U-Boat?” And Giuseppi replied, “No, that’s-a not-a my boat.”

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Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: “Your Honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he’s always picka his nose ana when we maka love, he’s a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis no more.” The judge listens solemnly, then addresses Giuseppi. “Giuseppi, isa dis true? You always a picka your nose, and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself, eh?” Giuseppa says, “Well,…

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